Economic Critique Enthusiast T-Shirts

"In economic news: the administration today lauded the addition of 287,000 new jobs, all of which involve crime scene clean-up."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

G7 Summit Concern

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

The Greek Trampoline

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Why markets crash.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

Chinese stock market

Out.

"Tariffs"

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"I don't like the look of this."

'Crisis'

U.S. Credit Rating

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark