Economic Critique Lover Gifts

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Cost of living crisis starvation

'Isn't that our bank manager?'

The Jeff Bezos Conspiracy

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Why markets crash.

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Republican politics!

The Decline of the Euro.

Euro Problems

Capitalism gone nuts!

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Dollars Press Conference

Trump Foreign Policy

Wall Street In Jail

Low standard of living

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

I'm not guilty of insider trading. I've been out here all afternoon!

"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."

Gluttony and Famine

Fiscal Cliff - road warning sign.

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

Wall Street Bailout

'But the fundamentals are good!'

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."