Finance Critiquer Gifts

"Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he'll rob the world."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

You're suffering from the current capital scheme in this country. Me? You and other small business people work your tail off. But the hedge fund managers make billions adding nothing to the economy

Done With You

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

Banks or Loansharks?

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

'I could personally hand you this report, but instead I'll fax you a blurry copy so you'll have to call me back for my interpretation.'

Cyber 9/11

Tax by Trump

Top AIG executives agree to give back bonuses.

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

Grade 'A' Grass.

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

How long have you had these delusions about being important to a call centre?

Bank loans.

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'