Finance Critiquer Pillows

"Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he'll rob the world."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Trickledown economics

World Financial Mafia

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Let me get this straight, Reverend. You would now like to diversify the Church's 'No Sin' endowment to include some 'Greed'?'

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

'I could personally hand you this report, but instead I'll fax you a blurry copy so you'll have to call me back for my interpretation.'

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

How long have you had these delusions about being important to a call centre?

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

Tax by Trump

Grade 'A' Grass.

Statue of Liberty Burns Money As Flame

'City workers to retrain as teachers.'

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"