Financial Critique Aficionado Pillows

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

Trickledown economics

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

World Financial Mafia

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

Clever pitbulls.

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"Willis has kindly agreed to sum up our current financial position."

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

'You're addicted to big bonuses. But the good news is there's a patch to treat that.'

Financial Bailout Required.

'The stock market rose sharply today, and the police are baffled.'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

'Then the king rewrote the tax code so everyone could understand it, and all the CPAs went out of business.'