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Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Stock market investment advice

Why markets crash.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

Republican politics!

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Corporate Greed.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Trickledown economics

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

World Financial Mafia

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Capitalism gone nuts!