Games Developer Gifts

"Normally we like to recruit our games engineers at a younger age."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

The Computer Bore

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Holiday time.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'Super Dog'

Bright idea

Back to work...

Mixed Doubles.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Marco ..."

Funky Facts: Football.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.