Game Developer Gifts

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.

'I got sick of playing 'Rock, Rock, Rock,' so I invented paper and scissors.'

Virtual Babe

"You have word-ill."

'Mind controlled video games. In our day we had to use our thumbs!'

"Virtually destroying cities is a lot easier on your feet."

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

Dog playing a 'chase the postman' game on a PC

Moving buildings using a computer.

simply amazing this virtual reality thing

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Long time no see."

Dog playing VR fetch.

'It's another notice from the government - they say we need to add airbags.'

'Eenie,meeni,mini,mo...'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'I'm planning to quit school after grade 6 before all the best jobs in video game design are taken.'

'Third Life'

'I've developed a new game where young women date old guys to get their money. I call it 'Grave Raiders.''

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

Nethead strip: 'Great effects'

"Dammit! Is this going to happen everytime I mention the new 'Walkies' Sim Game?"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Arcarde Patrol

"It's almost like being there, except for the jail time, of course."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"They should make a video game of this!"

"Nice game design Billy. Perhaps a bit too realistic!"

Hangman

"Houston...we have a problem!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"You know that theory....that we're all part of a giant computer program?..."