Game Developer Gifts

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

One Day Son, All This Will Be Virtually Yours.

'I got sick of playing 'Rock, Rock, Rock,' so I invented paper and scissors.'

Virtual Babe

"You have word-ill."

'Mind controlled video games. In our day we had to use our thumbs!'

"Virtually destroying cities is a lot easier on your feet."

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

Dog playing a 'chase the postman' game on a PC

Moving buildings using a computer.

simply amazing this virtual reality thing

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Long time no see."

Dog playing VR fetch.

'It's another notice from the government - they say we need to add airbags.'

'Eenie,meeni,mini,mo...'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'I'm planning to quit school after grade 6 before all the best jobs in video game design are taken.'

'I think we may have discovered the world's earliest Playstation cheat code.'

'Third Life'

'I've developed a new game where young women date old guys to get their money. I call it 'Grave Raiders.''

"Six IT support personnel?! I'm beginning to suspect this Ark is a Sim Game!"

Nethead strip: 'Great effects'

"Dammit! Is this going to happen everytime I mention the new 'Walkies' Sim Game?"

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Arcarde Patrol

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

"It's almost like being there, except for the jail time, of course."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"They should make a video game of this!"

"Nice game design Billy. Perhaps a bit too realistic!"