Video Game Developer Gifts

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

mars is flat.

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

Videogame Employment Agency.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Police Marksman Game

Virtual reality platform.

Lockdown Brain

"Welcome to our new and improved gun range."

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

GEEK-ONOMICS, 'We study developing and marketing video games.'

"The black ten goes on the red jack, and you're fired."

Violent video game - 'Isn't that David Cameron?'

These 3D graphics have come a long way!'

Super duper video games for Christmas.

Violent Video Games

The Ekert Saga: '...Bullies have stopped bullying... adolescent angst, resentment, and fantasies of revenge-driven mayhem have suddenly disappeared!...The computer game industry has just collapsed...'

Dad, let's get this baseball video game. You have to guess which players are going to be sent to drug rehab.

Kid plays video game, TV fires bullets at parents.

Ahem. What's up? Do you realize that in some countries, there is so little freedom that people are not allowed to take a week off work to wait in line to buy a new Ybox? We're not heathens here, are we?! Back to the mines.

Pokemon Get Lost

A Visit from the Ghost of Pre-9/11

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Computer Bore

Can You Spot the Differences?

Rage.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."