Video Game Developer Mugs

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

mars is flat.

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

Videogame Employment Agency.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Police Marksman Game

Virtual reality platform.

"Welcome to our new and improved gun range."

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

GEEK-ONOMICS, 'We study developing and marketing video games.'

"The black ten goes on the red jack, and you're fired."

Violent video game - 'Isn't that David Cameron?'

These 3D graphics have come a long way!'

Super duper video games for Christmas.

The Ekert Saga: '...Bullies have stopped bullying... adolescent angst, resentment, and fantasies of revenge-driven mayhem have suddenly disappeared!...The computer game industry has just collapsed...'

Dad, let's get this baseball video game. You have to guess which players are going to be sent to drug rehab.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Computer Bore

Can You Spot the Differences?

Rage.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Back to work...

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Kitchen Tetris

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'