Games Developer Pillows

"Normally we like to recruit our games engineers at a younger age."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

The Computer Bore

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Holiday time.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bowled over again!

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Bright idea

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'Super Dog'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'How about a game of cards?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Funky Facts: Football.