Project Developer Gifts

Sick Building Syndrome.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Computer Bore

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Bright idea

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

Friday

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"You have word-ill."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"