It Developer Gifts

'In the mobile version of your site, the shopping cart becomes a shopping basket.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The Googler

CEO with SEO

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Robotic Man

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

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