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'In the mobile version of your site, the shopping cart becomes a shopping basket.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

The Googler

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Robotic Man

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'