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'You can be replaced by teaching software, you know!'

Love Reaper

Argh, now his screen is big! Isn't there a button that puts all my ducks in a row?

It went out. The program must have crashed.

How's my self-driving?

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"The only technology this car is missing is a pothole detection system."

"I suppose he is a bit young to spend so much time on the computer - but then he does write his own software."

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The DaVinci Code

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

The Googler

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Robotic Man

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

CEO with SEO

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Mac OS 20