Software Developers Gifts

'You can be replaced by teaching software, you know!'

How's my self-driving?

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"The only technology this car is missing is a pothole detection system."

"I suppose he is a bit young to spend so much time on the computer - but then he does write his own software."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The DaVinci Code

The Googler

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Robotic Man

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Back to work...

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Mozart on a computer,

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."