Product Developer Gifts

Tissue factory: 'Forget about softness. Tests show we could triple sales if we add pepper.'

"The improvement is the higher price."

'Here's a composite of our target consumer.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"Our new idea is really big."

"Are we overthinking this?"

'It has everything... I love it!'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'We manufacture micro computing devices. We're looking to hire a director of research that can anticipate the next small thing.'

'Yessir! That's what I want to see around our company - innovation and the bravery to do things different!'

Product development says it's based on the latest technology.

'And over here is our product testing department.'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

The blow dryer needed more testing.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'We need to come up with an amazing idea whose time has come!'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

These new crisps are pretty good! It's wonderful what cam be done with old cornflakes and salt.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Our product development department swears this will help the board better identify with our product users.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"What's your marketing plan?"

Garden Tools Product Development. It does a great job of dispersing fertilizer and seeds, but let's not call it a "superspreader."

'We could use you in our next ideation.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"When life gives you lemonade, make a highly caffeinated, alcoholic lemon-flavored drink."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

'Hang on, we might finally be getting his feedback on our new product proposal.'

Bright idea

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just have to make it LIGHTER!"