Product Development Buff Gifts

'I believe this produce will appeal to both hunters and gatherers.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Meet the author"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Moses' Tablet

Bright idea

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Rocket and Witch Race

Ice shelfie.

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Moon: Made in China

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'