Personal Development Buff Gifts

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Work/Life Balance

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

CEO du Jour

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

What else is there to wish for?

Self-esteem room

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Banana Split Personality

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'