Personal Development Buff Pillows

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

Others will fight for you

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Work/Life Balance

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

CEO du Jour

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

What else is there to wish for?

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Self-esteem room

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Banana Split Personality

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

Caged Businessman