Vp Of Product Development Gifts

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Bright idea

Creative department

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"I need a simple fix. No one asked you to reinvent the wheel."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"I'm naming you VP of Revolution, Action and Edgy Thinking...on one condition...that you promise not to change anything."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"Are we overthinking this?"

An idea box in a shower