Vp Gifts

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

'Just heard Bob made executive vice-president.'

'I'm promoting you to Executive VP of sucking up.'

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

'You're lazy,ruthless, arrogant and shifty - that's why I'm promoting you to Manager.'

'People, my son, the new VP in charge of pizza and beer!'

VP in charge of computer manuals.

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

"I'm naming you VP of Revolution, Action and Edgy Thinking...on one condition...that you promise not to change anything."

Boardroom seating etiquette - Body Odour

M.F. Smith, V.P.: An affable lightweight who floated to the top on sheer inoffensiveness and warm air currents.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

Back to work...

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

Friday

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'