Vip Gifts

Entourage to a lesser dignitary.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I'm naming you VP of Revolution, Action and Edgy Thinking...on one condition...that you promise not to change anything."

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

M.F. Smith, V.P.: An affable lightweight who floated to the top on sheer inoffensiveness and warm air currents.

Carpet

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'I'm promoting you to Executive VP of sucking up.'

'People, my son, the new VP in charge of pizza and beer!'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

Boardroom seating etiquette - Body Odour

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Airplane

Football Royalty

Heaven Has VIP

'You're lazy,ruthless, arrogant and shifty - that's why I'm promoting you to Manager.'

Pearly Gates Queue

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

'Just heard Bob made executive vice-president.'

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

Celebrity Gold

'If you would like to check out the electricity meter it's in that cupboard over there with the mops and hoover.'

VP in charge of computer manuals.

Limousine Replacement Service

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.

The Great and the Good.

'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'

"What do you mean I can't enter. Do you know who I am?"

'Dunno who he is, but he's got some influence here...'

Rolling out the red carpet.