Vice President Gifts

M. Peabody, V.P. Mind officially closed since 1975.

"It's a vice-president thing, Berger. You wouldn't understand."

Vice President in Charge of Block

I'm the vice president of something or other...

Vice President of the moral high-ground

Guru, Inc: VP Parables, VP Allegories, VP Enigmas, VP Riddles.

"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

Organization Chart: SCAPEGOATS

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

'I'm letting you go as my right hand man - I've decided to become left handed !'

'Do you realize that the country has one vice president and we have eleven?'

'Don't tell anyone, but I got the promotion by selling my soul on e-bay.'

'How about executive vice-president?'

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

VP Moving & Shaking and VP Bobbing, Weaving.

Dog Food Co.

Unclassified officer.

Dot.Com Marketing - Vice President of Spam.

'Did you order the horizontal cityscape or vertical park views?'

VP for small Size and VP for Higher Price.

Approachable VP.

'Good thing the former VP wanred me of his left hook.'

"Around here being a vice president just gets you a key to the bathroom out back."

Wealth Management: V.P. of Flaunting It and V.P. of Having It.

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I remind you who has the biggest hat?"

"I like my job but I don't like being number 2 in the company."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

Guru, Inc: VP parables, VP Allegories, VP Enigmas, VP Riddles.

"Harv, Ms Lane is our VP in charge of unpleasant, thankless jobs..."

"Oh, you must be Perkins, the whiz-kid V.P. who's getting chopped off at the knees and thrown to the lions this morning! Nice to finally meet you!"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Kamala Devi Harris caricature

Dads outdone by sons be. . .