Future Vice President Gifts

"Some commentators say one of the political parties needs a Hispanic vice president candidate."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Yearbook

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Violin Player

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Yin and Yang VPs.

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

'All work and no play may make you dull, but it also makes you Vice President.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."