Future Vice President Gifts

"Some commentators say one of the political parties needs a Hispanic vice president candidate."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Yearbook

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Violin Player

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

Yin and Yang VPs.

"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'All work and no play may make you dull, but it also makes you Vice President.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'