Future Mvp Gifts

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'It's not my fault that baseballs are juiced these days!'

'I feel silly jumping for a dropped ball.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Exercising

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Future Wrestler

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

Amigos de Mitt.

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

'I'm Timmy Jones of the 'Young Republicans'. I'm collecting to run for president in 2028, and my goal is to be another Ronald Regan!'