Future Mvp Gifts

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'It's not my fault that baseballs are juiced these days!'

'I feel silly jumping for a dropped ball.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Exercising

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Future Wrestler

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'