Future Hall Of Famer Gifts

Knocked it out of the park

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Exercising

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'We're going to insist that he at least finish kindergarten before entering the NBA draft.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'Don't feel bad. Maybe your son is just a late bloomer.'

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'