Mall Enthusiast Pillows

"My religion? I'm a consumerist, first reformed midwest synod. We pray facing the Mall of America."

Save your money...

The Great Santa Shoot-Out at the Mall

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"I don't care if it is part of the look. I'm not buying you a handgun."

'Mom and dad are hogging Facebook again. Let's just meet at the mall and talk.'

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"She's okay - she just shopped 'till she dropped."

Residential Mall.

"I can't believe we're doing this."

"Smiley can't go to the mall...she says she has too much homework."

"I never saved for a rainy day...I grew up shopping in an enclosed mall!"

"Please guide me on my journey...give me the knowledge and wisdom to make the right choices...and it would be great if these choices were on sale, too."

"Baldo, the point is cheaper...not more expensive!"

Virtual Mall Walking

"This isn't about your stealing anything. It's about your not buying anything."

'Your operation is delayed for a couple of hours... there's a big sale at the mall down the street and all the nurses are down there.'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Shopping Nightmare

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'I'm going to need backup on two. 'The situation' is escalating.'

Mall Souvenirs

"Here we will build our mall."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'