Mall Maze Enthusiast Gifts

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Draw!

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Science and Coronavirus

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Culturally significant problems solved

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

School of business administration: Rat race research project.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

The mazes were too easy, so now they have me running through bureaucracies and looking for grants. (Originally published on 2007-10-18).