Mall Maze Enthusiast Mugs

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Draw!

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Science and Coronavirus

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Culturally significant problems solved

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

School of business administration: Rat race research project.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'