Mall Maze Explorer Mugs

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

The Piranesi Mall

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Science and Coronavirus

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'Sir, Ms. Selby is here for your 3:00 meeting.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"What works in the laboratory may not in real life."

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

Culturally significant problems solved

"Why run the maze when you don't have to?"

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

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