Corn Whisperer T-Shirts

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

The Worm Charmer

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"They’re real."

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'I could eat you.'

Pull the udder one

Agricultural Psychology

'Superstock'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"I'm a monster."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

We come in pieces!

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Yeah, birds are bad, but fishermen are the worst: they first stab you with a hook, then drown you to finish you off. . ."

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'