Wheat Whisperer T-Shirts

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Critisize your weight.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

Agricultural Psychology

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"Money is life's report card."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."