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"Is that decaf?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'