Bean Whisperer Mugs

"Is that decaf?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Plant Lady

Gardener

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.