Wheat Whisperer Gifts

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Critisize your weight.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Agricultural Psychology

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Money is life's report card."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."