Crop Whisperer Gifts

Is your friend or loved one a dedicated crop whisperer? Explore our collection of humorous and charming gifts designed to honor their passion for nurturing plants. From mugs to prints, find something that speaks to their green thumb and love for all things grow.

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2010 fortune teller.

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"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...." mockup

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

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"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!" mockup

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

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'Crop Predictions'

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"We got by without early blight or late blight, but we have better late than never blight."

"We got by without early blight or late blight, but we have better late than never blight." mockup

"We got by without early blight or late blight, but we have better late than never blight."

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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Agricultural Psychology

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The Busy Gardener

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'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.' mockup

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

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"God, I hope no one asks me to sing." mockup

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

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'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.'' mockup

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

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Something Wilted This Way Comes.

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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Plant Lady

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"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!" mockup

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

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'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.' mockup

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

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An Unexpected Guest.

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi." mockup

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

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'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.' mockup

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure) mockup

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

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Garden Goddess.

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'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.' mockup

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove mockup

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.' mockup

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

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Award Winning Gardener

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"Ed's tree hugging was out of control." mockup

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

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"Would it kill you to give me a hug?" mockup

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

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"I'm losing my patience with you." mockup

"I'm losing my patience with you."

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Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants. mockup

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

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Botany Baby!

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An old man growing berries

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"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?" mockup

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

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"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office." mockup

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

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Crop Whisperer Gifts Collection

Crop Whisperer Mugs

Looking for more gift ideas? Our crop whisperer mugs are the perfect combination of humor and charm for any green thumb.

Crop Whisperer Pillows

Check out our cozy crop whisperer pillows—bringing humor and comfort to any garden lover's space.

Crop Whisperer Prints

Browse our vibrant crop whisperer prints—perfect for adding a touch of fun and personality to their plant-filled world.

Crop Whisperer T-Shirts

Explore our crop whisperer t-shirts—fun, witty, and ideal for gardeners who love to show off their plant prowess.