'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
Grass Whisperer Gifts
Treat the grass whisperer in your life to a witty and charming gift that celebrates their passion for lush lawns and outdoor beauty. Perfect for garden enthusiasts who love a bit of humor and personal flair, our range of products—mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—bring their favorite hobby to life in a fun, artistic way. Whether they're tending the grass or just love the great outdoors, these gifts make their green thumb feel appreciated and celebrated.
'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'
"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."
"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."
You can run but you can't hide!
'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'
Stealth grazing.
Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!
Be the grass...
'Paint your lawn, ma'am?'
Is there life after digestion?
'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'
"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."
Gardener clipping topiary stairs
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'
Award Winning Gardener
"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."
His New Grillfriend
Sale! Weed Whackers
'Now it fits.'
'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'
I want to make this company green the old fashion way...
Agricultural Psychology
"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."
Planting veggies
Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia
"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."
'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'
'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'
'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'
Bonsai Exhibit
"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."
Clouds
Beware of the Lawn
Grass Whisperer Gifts Collection
Grass Whisperer Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and charming mugs perfect for the grass whisperer’s morning coffee or tea ritual.
Grass Whisperer Pillows
Add a playful touch to their outdoor or indoor decor with pillows that celebrate their passion for lush, healthy grass.
Grass Whisperer Prints
Decorate their space with prints that capture the wit and charm of a true outdoor lawn lover.
Grass Whisperer T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the grass whisperer to wear proudly during gardening days or casual outings.