Green Whisperer Gifts

Testing the first doc call.

'You're away, Doc!'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

100% carbon neutral

His New Grillfriend

Award Winning Gardener

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Now it fits.'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

Clouds

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Bonsai Exhibit

Beware of the Lawn

Hanukkah tree