Green Whisperer T-Shirts

Testing the first doc call.

'You're away, Doc!'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

His New Grillfriend

100% carbon neutral

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Award Winning Gardener

'Now it fits.'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Bonsai Exhibit

Clouds

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Naughty grass, go to sleep! It's pasture bed time!

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Beware of the Lawn

Hanukkah tree

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"Ever killed a man?"