Greens Whisperer T-Shirts

Celebrate their green thumb with fun and stylish t-shirts that plant pride front and center. Perfect for garden days or casual outings, these tees speak to their love of all things leafy.

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"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist." mockup

"It's only a game, according to my psychiatrist."

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The Busy Gardener

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'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.' mockup

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

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"God, I hope no one asks me to sing." mockup

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

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'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.'' mockup

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

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Something Wilted This Way Comes.

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Gardener clipping topiary stairs

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Plant Lady

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!" mockup

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

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'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.' mockup

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

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'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.' mockup

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi." mockup

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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An Unexpected Guest.

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure) mockup

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

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Garden Goddess.

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'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.' mockup

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

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The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It... mockup

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

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"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?" mockup

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

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Award Winning Gardener

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'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.' mockup

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove mockup

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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"Ed's tree hugging was out of control." mockup

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

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"I'm losing my patience with you." mockup

"I'm losing my patience with you."

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Botany Baby!

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"Would it kill you to give me a hug?" mockup

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

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Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants. mockup

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

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An old man growing berries

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"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office." mockup

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

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Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant. mockup

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

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'Now it fits.'

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Tree Passion

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Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying! mockup

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

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Greens Whisperer T-Shirts Collection

Greens Whisperer Mugs

Explore our collection of plant-themed mugs—perfect for the greens whisperer to sip their favorite beverage with a smile.

Greens Whisperer Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows featuring botanical and humorous designs—great for sprucing up their lush surroundings.

Greens Whisperer Prints

Browse our art prints that bring a touch of greenery and whimsy into their home or garden space.