Green Thumb Whisperer T-Shirts

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Production of food

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Steamed vegetables."

Mother Nature

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Monkey-artist

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."