Germ Whisperer T-Shirts

Celebrate their germ-fighting spirit with tees that showcase their unique knack for keeping germs at bay. Fun, witty, and great for everyday wear, these shirts speak their language.

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"Ever killed a man?"

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"You're right...it is waving back!" mockup

"You're right...it is waving back!"

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'What are YOU looking at?'

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'What are YOU looking at?'

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The Busy Gardener

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'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.' mockup

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

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'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.'' mockup

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

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Something Wilted This Way Comes.

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"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?" mockup

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

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Plant Lady

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"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!" mockup

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

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An Unexpected Guest.

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"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi." mockup

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

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'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.' mockup

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

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"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden." mockup

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

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The Worm Charmer

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"No! I want to live! I want to live!" mockup

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

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Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure) mockup

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

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Garden Goddess.

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"Would it kill you to give me a hug?" mockup

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove mockup

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.' mockup

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

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His New Grillfriend

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Award Winning Gardener

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"I'm losing my patience with you." mockup

"I'm losing my patience with you."

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Botany Baby!

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"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!" mockup

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

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An old man growing berries

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"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?" mockup

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

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Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants. mockup

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

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"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office." mockup

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

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Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant. mockup

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

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'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives! mockup

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

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'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...' mockup

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

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'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.' mockup

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

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Germ Whisperer T-Shirts Collection

Germ Whisperer Mugs

Find more playful mugs for the germ whisperer to brighten their mornings and celebrate their hygiene heroism.

Germ Whisperer Pillows

Comfort meets humor with our cozy pillows, ideal for any germ whisperer’s space—brighten their room with a witty touch.

Germ Whisperer Prints

Decorate with personality—browse our prints that humorously honor the germ whisperer and add life to any wall.