Yeast Whisperer T-Shirts

"How are we on bread?"

Baker

'Talk about wild yeast!'

Weird shaped bread and a French baguette.

I bake my own bread.

Bread quality

"I keep telling her that when I say 'my dough won't rise' it's not a euphemism."

The Busy Gardener

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

The Worm Charmer

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Botany Baby!

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

An old man growing berries

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.