Yeast Whisperer Mugs

"How are we on bread?"

Baker

'Talk about wild yeast!'

Weird shaped bread and a French baguette.

I bake my own bread.

Bread quality

"I keep telling her that when I say 'my dough won't rise' it's not a euphemism."

The Busy Gardener

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

The Worm Charmer

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

Botany Baby!

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

An old man growing berries

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'