Yarn Whisperer Mugs

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

Needle Exchange

Knitting sheep.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Woman knits a jumper for nude artwork.

I knitted him for you..

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

Old elephants.

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Quit drinking, sobered up and dedicated his life to helping others. All thanks to the 12-stitch program.

Psychiatrist knitting

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

TV Knitting

Row to Row

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"So what did you take up during the lockdown, don't tell me. . . knitting!"

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Granny Wear

Stitch one, pearl one...

"I don't want to say, 'I told you so', but you've knitted yourself into a corner."

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

Knitted Cage.

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

Web Stockings

Haircuts

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

Live Laugh Knit

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.