Field Whisperer Gifts

'It's been a dry year. The only thing I grew was taller.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Quick, start the car!"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

Dog Dreams

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.