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'It's been a dry year. The only thing I grew was taller.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Quick, start the car!"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

Gardener

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'You know too much!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.