Bread Whisperer Gifts

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Cry babies.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Mother Nature

"He's such a fussy eater."

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"