Brew Whisperer Gifts

'Ere! I thought coffee was supposed to keep you AWAKE!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."